Turning Lemonade into lemons Maryland District Heights 20747

Wasnt sure exactly where to put this post because it is a mixture between platonic and dating BUT ANYWAY Oh yeah Ill tell you something I think youll understand When I say that something I wanna hold your hand Last Christmas I asked sandy claws for a boyfriend by this time of year 6 months and three failed relationships later its summer and I have nothing I have a Two a Four a Seven and a Queen I have nothing Utterly alone Not alone in the I need dickage kind of way Save your dick pics for the next post you classy gents but alone in the I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD MY FUCKING HAND AND HANGOUT WITH ME THIS SUMMER kind of way Hangout downtown go to the museum Botanical gardens walking movies swimming etc So here is the 411 I know this probably seems like a lot to ask especially for the typical run of the mill Craigslist dude who is strictly in it for the canoodling sex Yep Not offering that here Just companionship So Im hoping this post will help weed out those guys and uncover the hidden gems of craigslist dating Some info on me I am a short chick 52 I enjoy video games and nerdy stuff I love Star Trek I am Mixed Asian and Black I am what is typically referred to as Goth I like spooky out of the norm things I have a unique look Many think I look like a living anime character or doll I hate no strings attached anime and dolls scare me If you are a normie and the strange and unknown scares you look elsewhere WHY YOU SHOULD CONSIDER MAKING ME YOUR SUMMER GAL PAL 1 I am adorable 2 I am hilarious 3 Since were just pals Ill pay for my own shit 4 You get a summer gal pal 5 I know all 50 states alphabetically 6 Not many chicks look like me so youll never lose me in a crowd hopefully 7 Well ease each others pain of the creeping realization that either one or both of us will die alone 8 If things work out then maybe we wont have to die alone because weve found each other Id like to start hanging out asap because you know lonely and stuff Therefore if youre single relatively attractive not a serialcereal murderer enjoy the simple things in life not a douchelord supreme and dont mind hanging out with a cool chick that has no intention of sleeping with you Id like to hear from you Please message me with the next line to the song I opened this with so I can gauge your awesome levels Also please send a couple recent pics of yourself Forgive me for not posting one of myself on this but the fact that I am reaching out to Craigslist for this seemingly unobtainable task is a wee bit awkward No need to add a face pic to that If I dont respond its probably that A Ya dont know the songincorrect lyrics B We wont work out OOZE douchiness C I know you Thanks for reading and happy strange hunting

NYE Date Maryland District Heights 20747

Decided to go out at the last minute anonymous sexual encounters Anyone still looking for a NYE date A little shy at first but then a great conversationalist educated intelligent tall thick attractive often told I look like a plussize model but beauty is in the eye of the beholder single employed selfsufficient stable emotionally and financially nonsmoker light drinker usually please be similar Would like to go dancing preferably country Please change the subject line to your height and include a pic Prefer 3555ish Nonsmokers only

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agenoproblem Maryland District Heights 20747

hey Im 52 years old but very sexy and hot so age dont matter im like to oral pressuresend me your cell causual sex number

A chastity device Maryland District Heights 20747

The ultimate symbol of devotion The feel of the cage against your cock The key on my chest Against my breasts A reminder of the bond that we share The secret that we share The nsahookup fantasies that we have explored An opportunity to play the role we love the most Not for the fainthearted

Just looking for flirting fun and maybe a few friends Maryland District Heights 20747

Im going to stress Im not looking to hook up what I am looking for is someone who is up for chatting back casualsex and forth when the mood strikes Ive got a lot going on in my life and Im too busy at the moment for anything solid and I dont do the whole fwb thing because I am a lady I love flirting though Its fun and harmless when there is a mutual understanding Im single and I want you to be single too It feels wrong to flirt with someone who is attached You dont need to send pictures but if you want pictures of me I want pictures of you its only fair anyway thats all I work at night and Im off tonight so if youre up Ill be able to chat it up

Country woman seeks Country Gent Maryland District Heights 20747

Hello Im a country woman I love to cook sew read snuggle ride horses and four wheelers Im currently married but it is very boring with no trust I am not a skinny or a whale of a woman just got curves I am a proud loving mom to an awesome 3 year old Lil boy Also Im currently in Oklahoma but would relocate for the right man I prefer white or native American Tall than me Im 54 I love tats and have 8 of them I want love and marriage and maybe even more nsa personal ad kids I prefer older than me also Im 32 Drop me a line put Country Gent in the subject also if you want a pic please send one Xoxo

Buxom Black BBW seeks SWM Maryland District Heights 20747

Im looking for an experienced fun and attentive man I want to be sweetly seduced by someone who understands that nice and slow is important in the beginning but who doesnt mind taking charge as things heat up You must be able to converse and use your hands in the most no strings attached free pleasureable of ways and have a desire to be pleased in return You also must understand the importance of passion and chemistry in situations like these I am looking for something ongoing so that we can get to know each others bodies and experiment sexually in a way thats safe and comfortable If all of this makes sense to you send me your pic and lets see where it leads Serious inquiries only

Ebony seeks older any race Maryland District Heights 20747

Hey there I cant guarantee you that we already have a lot in common but if you read on and find out we doyou should message meVery attractive 24 year old African American female here Im an easy going person and try to stay clear of negative energy Im very adventurous love exploring new places people and food There are so many places to see and things to doI really love learning about different cultures and ways of life Im optimistic understanding and patient Want a decent guy with the same virtueswill not waste time with shallow interactions Im looking for a guy I can vibe with on a intellectual level Someone who can teach me new things looking for nsa and inspire me One more thing race and ethnicity dont matter to me chemistry is all that counts NO PIC NO REPLY