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Wasnt sure exactly where to put this post because it is a mixture between platonic and dating BUT ANYWAY Oh yeah Ill tell you something I think youll understand When I say that something I wanna hold your hand Last Christmas I asked sandy claws for a boyfriend by this time of year 6 months and three failed relationships later its summer and I have nothing I have a Two a Four a Seven and a Queen I have nothing Utterly alone Not alone in the I need dickage kind of way Save your dick pics for the next post you classy gents but alone in the I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD MY FUCKING HAND AND HANGOUT WITH ME THIS SUMMER kind of way Hangout downtown go to the museum Botanical gardens walking movies swimming etc So here is the 411 I know this probably seems like a lot to ask especially for the typical run of the mill Craigslist dude who is strictly in it for the canoodling sex Yep Not offering that here Just companionship So Im hoping this post will help weed out those guys and uncover the hidden gems of craigslist dating Some info on me I am a short chick 52 I enjoy video games and nerdy stuff I love Star Trek I am Mixed Asian and Black I am what is typically referred to as Goth I like spooky out of the norm things I have a unique look Many think I look like a living anime character or doll I hate anime and dolls scare me If you are a normie and the strange and unknown scares you look elsewhere WHY YOU SHOULD CONSIDER MAKING ME YOUR SUMMER GAL PAL 1 I am adorable 2 I am hilarious 3 Since were just pals Ill pay for my own shit 4 You get a summer gal pal 5 I know all 50 states alphabetically 6 Not many chicks look like me so youll never lose me in a crowd hopefully 7 Well ease each others pain of the creeping realization that either one or both of us will die alone 8 If things work out then maybe we wont have to die alone because weve found each other Id like to start hanging out asap because you know lonely and stuff Therefore if youre single relatively attractive not a serialcereal murderer enjoy the simple things in life not a douchelord supreme and dont mind hanging out with a cool chick that has no intention of sleeping with you Id like to hear from you Please message me with the next line to the song I opened this with so I can gauge your awesome levels Also please send a couple nsa hook up recent pics of yourself Forgive me for not posting one of myself on this but the fact that I am reaching out to Craigslist for this seemingly unobtainable task is a wee bit awkward No need to add a face pic to that If I dont respond its probably that A Ya dont know the songincorrect lyrics B We wont work out OOZE douchiness C I know you Thanks for reading and happy strange hunting

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