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Ive spent the last year going through a divorce and now that Im over all of that Im looking to engage in a friendship with the opposite sex I am hoping to find someone I can pass emails with eventually move to texting andor talking on the phone Im not really picky about who I talk to I just ask that you be respectful and can hold an intelligent conversation Im attracted to old and deep souls so if you are aware that you are one of those we will probably get along great I am tall black hair blue eyes white free no strings attached If you send me a photo of yourself I will be more than happy to send one in return God Bless

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Ive reached a point in my life where Im ready for more More laughter More adventure More excitement More imagination More exploration More love More tears More soul More chances But in order to get more I am not willing to make myself any less There is a very good chance that I wont find anything on Craigslist Ive scrolled through enough personal ads from men and women to get an idea of how jaded weve become It seems that in this century any time that a relationship requires work and effort then it is therefore too much drama and impossible It seems that a lot of women expect men to ride in on white horses and save them from loneliness because God forbid anyone is singe and happy And it seems that a lot of men believe that if a woman is larger than a size then she deserves less love and respect and should shut up and be grateful for the attention that she deserves So Im here A unicorn Seeking a dragon Because it appears that being a confident plussized woman size who is constantly working on herself and yet happy with her life is just as elusive as a unicorn Im not saying that I no strings attached relationship dont have baggage or insecurities But I am comfortable with myself and know what Im good at and what needs improving Im a storyteller by birth I drive my car to work and can come up with the sagas of each person that I drive past Im creative with a wickedly dry and often dark sense of humor Yet Im charming and people tend to open up to me easily Im a good problem solver who never takes any problem too seriously There is no winning at life we all die in the end unless youre immortal in which case bravo so why not make the best of what you can Admittedly I am rather antisocial Once I get to a party or gathering then Im perfect But the idea of leaving my comfy sweat pants and the couch on my day off can be exhausting Clubs and loud bar scenes dont typically thrill me but if youre the right kind of guy then Ill have no problem spending my night making you squirm until all you can think about is getting me home I firmly believe that dogs are better than cats people should bust out and dance randomly more and that there is nothing sexier than us nerdy women Im attracted to cool and crisp bed sheets mint lotion thunderstorms a good smelling man coffee and long hot showers I fail horribly at singing but will sing anyways My mind works faster than my mouth so I often have to explain things twice when Im excited to get my point across I love useless trivia I believe that relationships should go slow in the beginning there is no need to begin something new and immediately start seeing the person six days a week Sometimes the excitement of seeing them and the realization of missing them is the best part of a relationship Because I am a unicorn I will never ask you to save me or rescue me from my life Mostly because even though its hard and tough sometimes my life is my own and I dont need to be rescued from it I have the scars and tattoos from building it myself and all the mistakes I made along the way And so the unicorn seeks the dragon Another mythical creature who does not seem to live on the Internet and may not exist in the world at all The elusive dragon is a man who is comfortable enough to admit when he messed up and tries to fix things instead of breaking down or running away Dragons see that women are beautiful no matter what shape size race ethnicity or age they are They understand that compassion intelligence kindness humor giving a good massage hand written letters or emails and being able to laugh at yourself are the quickest ways to my heart They realize that not every relationship has to be so consuming that two people cant be with family or friends when theyre together Dragons are not looking for someone just to fill the void because theyre lonely They want a specific person who fills all the More in their life Just like unicorns do If youve read this entire thing then I applaud you Perhaps my mythical animal analogy went a little far its past midnight on a Sunday night give me a break but hopefully Ive made myself clear I want more And I hope you find whatever kind of more youre looking for

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I am having a hard time believing that there are any serious halfway normal men on cl I work alot so I resort to this to talk to guys I am not perfect and I do not look like a Barbie but I have a job I onenightstand am sane and attractive I am tired of talking to the pyschos the cheaters and the flakes The men who will talk long enough to get interesting then fall off the planet I am young 29 white tall and I do have kids I have goals and ambitions and Im an all around down to earth cool chick All I want is a frienship leading to a ltr with someone who is as cool as me Dont be shy Drop aline and prove me wrong

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If you are staying in an upscale hotel and have no nsa personals plans for tonight email me I am open minded good looking slender brunette ready to have fun

Seeking my BFFmust be a smartass Missouri Joplin 64804

Ever heard the song Crash My Party by Luke Bryan If not look it up Thats what I wantsomeone who feels that way about me I am looking for a best friend I can hang out with someone I totally click withhave deep conversations about nothing and everything eat whatever chill and share a little 420 if we feel like it go where we want and do what we want follow our moods Looking for a friend as well as a partnersomeone I can share moments with Maybe we can go to DBMain Event or to 6th St if the drinking mood strikes or to a comedy club or a concert or someplace weve never beenmaybe we stay home chill watch a thriller or some cool funny moviesyou can teach me to play todays video games since I lost touch back in the Super Mario Bros days The possibilities are endless when you find your BFF Im 39 look a lot younger a single mom employed fulltime have my own home and vehicle We can hang at my place or yours ifwhen it comes to actually hanging out Just occasional sex tired of being lonely I dont have any adult friends outside of work and hanging with my kiddos is getting beyond old Pic for pic yes Im attractive but Im no Barbie dollwhite hazel eyes dark reddish brown hair tattoos nice smile Please have a great sense of humor speak fluent sarcasm and not have a problem making fun of others LOL Looking for someone 3045 white tall attractive and serious about a longterm situation Yes I am realwent to Monster Truck Jam at the Erwin Center yesterday

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In spite of my wish to experience the joys of sharing and more joys In spite of an inherent wish to please Im alone Ive learned a bad fit is worse than no fit at all So if you are ready for someone who is open minded articulate independent Who isnt interested in pleasing sex sex everyone but seriously enjoys submitting to one Share your desires and lets see if theres a fit Im a private soul and wont be sending you pictures that dont exist Im reasonably attractive mistaken for younger Value those who know how to pursue You are capable of standing on your own two feet and have no mother issues You arent married and respect my need to determine chemistry first You are willing to share particulars about yourself before we meet Not looking for a pen pal

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I know it is totally cheesy but I would like to meet someone fabulous and fall in love again I moved to Washington a few years ago I am trying to find a special person to spend time with I am only looking to have a quality relationship with one person I am not going to sleep with you on the first date There is one catch I am not looking for monogamy because of my work I do body rubs on the side I like to put this out there in case it is an issue for you I dont smoke or use drugs even 420 I expect the same thing from you I dont have kids I have 2 dogs though so you must love dogs I am a full time student so it keeps me busy I am very normal lol At least I think so nsa singles I am not slender but not plus size You have to love curves Respond to me if 1 You live on the Eastside 2 You are including a clear picture of yourself 3 You dont smoke or use drugs 4 You dont have children at home I love kids but I know I am too old to be dating someone who is still raising kids 5 Put non monogamy in the subject line so I know you are not spam 6 NO MARRIED MEN

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